Weltanschauung : Sweets for My Sweet, Sugar for My Honey: Ravage the Rainbow! (Part 3/4)

A strange and weirdly connected tale of Willy Wonka, Skittles®, The Trayvon Martin Murder,

and the Toronto Maple Leafs Hockey Team Scandal

Skittles® Advertising Campaign

With the help of my colleagues and fellow cryptoanalysts at Fallout Shelter, we have been piecing together over time a narrative that adequately explains the Skittles® phenomenon and the subtext of the generally nonsensical and typically bizarre Skittles® advertising. You may wish to check out these links to follow the genesis of our concept since inception, if you're so inclined:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/retlehstuollaf/permalink/324139270979766/
and https://www.facebook.com/groups/retlehstuollaf/permalink/424484887611870/?comment_id=424531947607164&offset=0&total_comments=91

Like the songs and dialogue of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, the message of the Skittles® ad campaigns is lost on a good deal of the general public. This is so because many of us do not speak the argot of the LGBT community and Skittles® decision-makers. We have cracked the code, however, and found even deeper meanings.

Lace the Train Slow

Lace the train? On the Skittles® Tweet page, we see an image of hands tethering many cars of a train together with shoelaces, as one would lace a shoe. Is this an allusion to hooking "cabooses" together? Why, yes, it is. To pull a train is to perform the sex act with several men at once, one behind the other.

We also find this Skittles® Tweet from the Race the Rainbow campaign, alluding to a two-car train:

Double Rainbows are awesome. Everybody likes having a backup singer.

As we can easily derive with our growing knowledge, a backup singer and double rainbows are references to anal sex.

On this same page at the Skittles® website, we see a video featuring a wolf with a fishing pole sitting atop a sewer outlet and another wolf on a treadmill. The seated wolf is casting his lure equipped with Skittles® at the wolf on the treadmill. Is he fishing for a partner? Note that the sewer outlet is colorized in yellow so the viewer’s eye is drawn to that bright area in an otherwise fairly monochromatic color scheme. We observe also that the large pipe extending from the yellow outlet is cocoa-colored. With the abundance of background material already provided, I trust that this allusion to anal sex is self-explanatory.

Bear Hugs—Come and Get Your Love!

When there’s a polar bear between you and the Skittles®, the main thing is patience.

The above Tweet has since been removed from the Skittles® Tweet page, but was there when I accessed it the week of November 4, 2012. Now, polar bear has a special meaning in gay slang. Polar Bear is an older man with a stocky or heavyset typically hairy body, and grey, silver, or white facial and body hair—in other words, a senior citizen. Obviously, a bit of patience would be required to engage in sex with the polar bear.

From another Skittles® Tweet, we find this:

Hang-gliding polar bears: the world’s bravest animals

The Polar Plunge/ReTweet the Rainbow

Yes, hang-gliding, too, is a sexual term and refers to the sexual act with at least one foot or leg off the ground. There is also the idea of brown-nosing associated with this term that alludes to a figurative holding of the target’s testicles in the sycophant’s effort to curry favor with and remain in close proximity.

As we might expect, bears in general have special meaning in gay slang:

Be sure to shake out your shoes before you put them on in the morning. Bears are everywhere.

Lace the Train Slow/Retweet the Rainbow

The bear “is so-named for his bear-like appearance. He is usually burly or heavy-set, with a hairy body and some form of facial hair. They may also give the impression of being blue-collar or working-class. The concept of being a bear has gone through many permutations in recent decades, with debate about what it means, exactly, to be a bear. They are usually gay or bisexual men, but transgender men have also been known to identify with bear communities. […] Bears are closely related to the leather and S&M scenes in many communities […].” There is even a men’s magazine named Bear.

And then there is the very specialized kind of bear that likes children… Meet Pedobear!（・(ｪ)・）

Pedobear began to be associated with pedophilia as early as February, 2005 when it was defined in Urban Dictionary as a character used in the hentai community. Some of the earliest

threads with Pedobear PhotoShopped into images of young girls date back to February, 2006. In 2009, Pedobear was voted Miley Cyrus' number one fan. Since its first appearance, Pedobear was misinterpreted as a symbol for pedophilia. Might I suggest that was the orignal intent?

Although misinterpreted and originally intended, so they say, as a warning against pedophiles, Pedobear is now a symbol for pedophilia and is widely regarded as a pedophiliac bear. Notice in this example the reference to Empty Hallway. This is a double entendre alluding to the colon, of course (skittles, played in an alley).

Know Your Meme shared this sharp warning entitled Pedobear Candy Trap. And what is used to bait the trap? Why, Skittles®, of course! It appears that Pedobear knows his memes all too well—and knows that Skittles® is in on the inside joke.

Trace the Vein Bro

The Trace the Vein Bro variant of Skittles®' Taste the Rainbow ad campaign is enigmatic, to say the least. What vein does it signify? We can only speculate. What we do have is an interesting image from this particular campaign, however, in which a tattoo artist wearing blue surgical gloves is tracing a line in black ink on the vein of a green leaf—a Maple leaf to be exact, about which more will be said in Part 4 [Sweet Revenge]. The ad also depicts a tattooed acorn, which happens to signify an unusually small penis in gay slang, derived from its appearance in a flaccid state. Considering what we have learned from Pedobear, I will be so bold as to suggest that an acorn is a sexual reference to the endowment of a young male child.

In the hand holding the tattoo needle, we see two distinctive markings on the thumb and on the ring finger that appear to be runish in appearance. As it turns out, they are runes! Tom Taylor, a fellow cryptoanalyst at Fallout Shelter who knows his runes, observes that, "The one on the ring-finger looks like an inverted rune-script for eolh, and the one on the thumb could be a partially inverted yr.

My research into this led immeditely to the discovery that eolh is the "fifteenth rune of the Elder Futhark, representing the letter Z. Eolh signifies a fortunate new influence entering your life, often through unconscious emotions or instincts." Llewellyn Encyclopedia defines ElderFuthark as a German rune alphabet of 24 characters used between the years 200 BC to 800 AD.

Further research revealed that "[t]he Yew is linked to the runes yr and eolh. Both runes are ruled by Jupiter and the positive benefits of transformation—a fortunate new influence entering your life, as Llewellyn puts it. According to a modern encyclopedia of magical herbs, “the Yew is feminine; its element is water and its planet is Saturn."

Although the association of the runes with the Yew and with the ruling planets, Jupiter and Saturn/masculine and feminine is interesting, it is a tale left for another day. For our purposes, the keyword here is transformation. This is associated with the idea of immortality and eternal life, symbolized by the Yew tree. Transformation is in fact the goal of spiritual alchemy, the true objective of which is to effect a permanent and lasting change within the inner man. According to the Occult Tradition and Mystery Religion, illumination and, by extension, transformation from the old being to the new being, are facilitated through anal intercourse. Yes, I know—obscure; however, I will now connect the dots.

Encase the Faint Glow

It is a curious turn of phrase, encase the faint glow, but it does have meaning. Let me just put it to you bluntly, so we can get this out of the way: in the Occult Tradition, the quick path to Illumination—that is, the KEY, and note especially that key is a meaning associated with skittle—is sodomy. Skittle/sodomy is the key! It involves the stroking of the vagus nerve, specifically by the skittle (the “dart, missile, or arrow” of the penis). What is said to happen when the vagus nerve is prodded or stroked by the penis is a brilliant flash of light in the consciousness of the passive partner, an explosion of “light” in the head, if you will, also called the kundalini awakening, which can be triggered, for example, by intense personal experiences such as accidents, near death experiences, [...] emotional trauma, and extreme mental stress [emphasis added].

What most people do not know is that in addition to being a quick path to illumination, a second purpose of sodomy as it relates to ritual abuse is to "layer in" demonic entities. Now, demonology identifies Belial as the Prince of Trickery and Sodomy. He is assisted in this work of furthering sodomy and pedophile behaviors by the demon Philatanus. These are not my own opinions that I share here with you, but what I repeat to you from my personal study of the Occult Tradition for over 40 years. These entities seem to have a preference for entry into the body through the anal orifice. Recall the game of skittles that is played in an alley and the relationship of skittles to door or gateway accessed by means of a key.

In this regard, we return once again to the etymology of the term skittle. Specifically we learned that, “Scyttel(s) and forescyttels testify to other Old English words for ‘key.’ They […] designated a bar […] and were thus ‘shot’ across the door like modern bolts.” This may somewhat explain the process of transference of demonic entities that are “shot across the door” or “stargate” through the back-and-forth (shuttle) motions of copulation whereby they gain entrance to take up residence in the human body through the act of sodomy.

Personally, I don't know whether any of this is true, and I don't want to know. I'm willing to take the word of the occult sages and mages on this point. The fact is that the adherents of this religion—and you’d better believe that it is a religion—believe this ancient "wisdom" to be true. Ritual sodomy is a traditional act of initiation into this religion and is customary practice. What I am suggesting to you is that those behind the Skittles® brand know and understand this concept. More to the point, they are promoting it.

Do you wonder at the periodic exposure of gay sex- and pedophile rings in government? You shouldn’t. It is becoming quite commonplace these days, the issue is out in the open, and the phenomenon is global. As a matter of fact, another scandal broke in late October when closet pedophile and GOP Senate candidate EricBodenweiser was indicted on October 22 and arrested on 113 counts of sexual abuse over a three-year period that began when his young male victim was only ten years of age. There seems to be a growing correlation of pedophile rings with homosexuality, although this information is admittedly hard to come by.

Stargate

To get a sense of the scope of this growing social problem, you may wish to peruse other links on the topic of pedophilia in government that appear at the end of this article.

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End Part 3. Stay tuned for Part 4: Sweets for My Sweet, Sugar for My Honey—Sweet Revenge

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